May 2012
99 posts
They don’t need money anyway. They can live off the land.
Well, aren’t you harsh today.
I am not an ATM.
Getting the moose pregnant? I could kiss you, Gabriel.
April 2012
95 posts
Or that dashing Sebastian Roche.
Yeah, yeah.
#I’ll be doing another kind of bonding with virginal humans.
Virgins? That’s cliche.
Oh? You have something else in mind?
No, I’d rather get him laid.
Have fun bonding with your virginal humans, brother.
If we start exploding them all now, what’ll we do when we get bored later?
#And when did you become a walking ouija board?
Since I’m not allowed to desecrate humans.
*scowls* Because now I have to wonder if I’ve gone nuts again or not.
“Again”? Is this a common thing, love?
Balthy, let’s not explode any humans.
Why not? They already exploded themselves during that nuclear war.
Fine, no shooting.
…Thanks.
Good boy.
#Could you uh.. tell her that I miss her?
If we cross paths again, perhaps.
#Angels too? #Oh cool. #I must have run into a trackerjacker nest.
Actually, sweetheart, we’re quite real.
Things were much simpler when you weren’t.
Oh? And why’s that?
#Angels too? #Oh cool. #I must have run into a trackerjacker nest.
Actually, sweetheart, we’re quite real.
So if you’re an angel, that means that shooting you in the face won’t permanently kill you?
I wouldn’t risk it. I could have your insides erupt while they’re still inside. But I don’t plan on it.
You humans are awfully inconsiderate. I was just passing a message along.
winghugs replied to your post: Too much… nothing.
Let’s stir up a bit of trouble then.
The only thing there is to stir up is dirt.
#How are we supposed to cause any crap here. 8(
You are the God of Mischief. You can think of something.
I know, right? It’s like the cage and the ghetto mixed into one.
I’m sure you fit right in, then.
Hmmm?
This new place we’re in. It’s nearly as hot as your cage.
Your wife says hello, baldy.
No, I don’t like this at all.
On a scale of 1-10, how much does everyone regret partaking in that “magical” nonsense a couple of days ago?
/grumbles.
I kind of liked being a kid.
You were a child? I barely noticed the difference.
/pats his head. Shhhhh!
/wipes his eyes and ducks away from Gabriel/
you are now in love with cas (oh wait)
Cassie? Is Cassie here? /smiles/
you are now 5 years old
/begins to wail/
/scoops up 7-year old Gabriel/
Looks like you’ve got yourself into a bit of trouble, love.
/squirms and pouts.
Put me down.
Fine, you spoiled little brat. /PUTS DOWN/
/scoops up 7-year old Gabriel/
Looks like you’ve got yourself into a bit of trouble, love.
sassiestinthegarrison replied to your post: …
I find this offensive.
As you should.
daddyslittlestangel replied to your post: …
Balthazaaaaaar. 8(
What?
/huffs and swats with one of his wings/
Jeaaalous?
No. I’m sure six wings are a lot to take care of.
You aren’t really going to call me that, are you?
I think I will, Littlewings.
/huffs and swats with one of his wings/
You aren’t really going to call me that, are you?
/lets his wings stretch out wide, then pulls them close and ruffles them slightly/
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
I’m an angel, yes.
Wordplay is Gabriel’s forte.
fathermayi started following you
Ew.
